17 Cats With Smooshed Faces And Crushed Dreams

    They tried.

    Sami Main
    by Sami Main

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "I thought I would pass Algebra. I was wrong."

    2. "I tried to be a morning person today, and it didn't really work out."

    3. "That curry didn't taste as good as I thought it would."

    4. "I always saw myself as an outdoor cat. I was mistaken."

    5. "I'd hoped these cookies were for me. Maybe. Possibly just one time. But nope."

    6. "I dreamt I was actually making biscuits. When I woke up, no biscuits."

    7. "Was this not supposed to be a LADIES ONLY night, Janice?! WHY DID YOU BRING BRAD?"

    8. "But why can't I eat whatever I want?"

    9. "I literally just started my diet yesterday."

    10. "My deodorant did not work as advertised during my jog."

    11. "I had hoped this summer wouldn't be so dang sweltering."

    12. "I wish this much coffee was legal for me to drink, but I might actually begin to bounce off the walls."

    13. "I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR."

    14. "I thought this was a 'no tears' shampoo."

    15. "I wanted to be more spontaneous, so here I am, miserable and sopping."

    16. "I really believed I'd finish this book by now."

    17. "I was hoping you'd have shut up already."