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28 Sleepy Wieners

These wieners are just real sleepy.

1. “We prefer a dim light while we nap. It makes life more serene.”

2. “Too much fun can tire a wiener out!”

3. “Who doesn’t like to fall asleep to a little late night TV every now and then?”

4. “Please ignore the cat; we do.”

5. “Summahtime, and the snoozin’s easy.”

6. “By this point, we’re expert nuzzlers. Ain’t no one nuzzles up better’n us!”

7. “Sleeping is more than a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.”

8. “Don’t we make being bunk buddies look real cute??”

9. “Five more minutes. No? Fine. Ten more minutes, then.”

10. “I’m trying to reach my optimal sleeping formation.”

11. “If we snore together then it’s not embarrassing!”

12. “Burying your nose in a blanket is the first step toward a nice nap.”

13. “Does this car come with pupholders?”

14. “You never know when a snooze fit will attack. It’s best to just give into it.”

15. “Excuse me? Does it look like I’m done napping here?”

16. “WOE TO THOSE OF US WHO MUST HIT SNOOZE MORE THAN ONCE.”

17. “Why in the world are you awake?!”

18. “I’ll only get up if you promise to serve me breakfast in bed for, like, the next forever. Deal?”

20. “Does this pose make my butt look dramatic?”

21. “Don’t judge my creative napping positions. You’re just jealous you didn’t think of this first.”

22. “Let me be. I need this.”

23. “HELLO SOMEONE’S WELL-RESTED, AND IT’S MEEEEEE!”

24. “Get up now? GOOD JOKE.”

25. “Mmm, good nappin’, y’all. Gooooood nappin’.”

26. “Sleeping means you don’t have any shame.”

27. “Always use the buddy system!”

28. “Good night!”

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