1. “We prefer a dim light while we nap. It makes life more serene.”
3. “Who doesn’t like to fall asleep to a little late night TV every now and then?”
6. “By this point, we’re expert nuzzlers. Ain’t no one nuzzles up better’n us!”
12. “Burying your nose in a blanket is the first step toward a nice nap.”
14. “You never know when a snooze fit will attack. It’s best to just give into it.”
16. “WOE TO THOSE OF US WHO MUST HIT SNOOZE MORE THAN ONCE.”
18. “I’ll only get up if you promise to serve me breakfast in bed for, like, the next forever. Deal?”
21. “Don’t judge my creative napping positions. You’re just jealous you didn’t think of this first.”
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