The 18 Scooby Doos And Scooby Don’ts Of Fashion

No need to reinvent the wheel, folks. Just take your advice from Mystery Inc.!

1. DOO: Wear something shapeless. Leave as much to the imagination as possible.

2. DOO: Wear something you can run around in. Mystery solving can take you places you never expected to go, like “sweaty.”

3. DOO: Be as sassy as possible if you’re a ghost.

YOU’RE A GHOST. WHY WOULDN’T YOU BE SASSY?

4. DON’T: Wear blue-tinted glasses, because what if you wanted to see in reality-vision?

5. DOO: Always wear a napkin around your neck. Eating “on-the-go” shouldn’t be a challenge.

6. DON’T: Over-accessorize above the neckline. This can draw attention from, like, gypsy fairies or whatever.

7. DOO: Wear a crop-top on vacation that shows off your rock hard ribcage.

8. DOO: Match your lettuce to your shirt.

9. DOO: Get lei’d twice! But…

10. …DON’T: Get lei’d by Mario Lopez in any context.

11. DOO: Wear business-casual if you’re going to make a TV performance.

Or if you’re going to make a TV anchor cold/nervous.

12. DON’T: Make your eyes get too red. People will think you’re up to something.

13. DOO: Accessorfrog or frogercise or whatever. Basically: put a frog on it. You’ll look phresh.

14. DOO: Ditch the ascot for a fancy, probably haunted, dinner. Good work, Fred!

15. The live-action Mystery Inc. has plenty to teach us, too. Like, DOO: Shape your hair perfectly around your face in a way that also looks like Carol Brady on a rough day.

16. DOO: WEAR THE EFF OUT OF SOME FLOPPY HATS BECAUSE THEY LOOK GREAT ON EVERYONE.

 

17. DON’T: Grimace so much that your cleavage grows.

18. THE ULTIMATE DOO: Get frosted tips, sing for a band whose name rhymes with “Could Ya Pay,” then haunt beachgoing co-eds because of a villain named Mondavarius played by Rowan Atkinson.

Fashion ain’t hard if you follow these simple rules laid out by this ragtag team of detectives who drive a psychedelic van. Clearly, they should be trusted. Good luck out there!

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