1. "I always just feel like a little bit of bacon."
2. "We would appreciate it very much if you'd put the camera DOWN and feed us, please."
3. "No one ever points out how your face looks."
4. "BACON EXCITES ME, ALRIGHT?!"
5. "The bacon. I just... I just love it."
6. "I can completely tell where the bacon is. Don't play coy with me."
7. "Give it here, please."
8. "HELP I NEED IT."
9. "Don't make me mock you. I'LL DO IT."
10. "Hello, pardon me. My bacon senses are tingling off the charts, and I was wondering if I may have some. Thank you for your time."
11. "Maybe if I ignore it, it'll just come to me. Like if 'The Secret' was mixed with reverse psychology..."
12. "OH MAN IT'S RIGHT THERE."
13. "YOOOOOO. GIMME DAT?"
14. "This is nearly very cruel of you. You have time to make this right."
15. "Can the bacon see me. Is it looking at me."
16. "I'll just... be over here. Not eating bacon. Not doing aaaanything at all. Guess I look pretty cute and stuff and might deserve a treat or two..."
17. "Level with me. You got the goods?"
