1. "I'm pretty average. Nothing special."
2. "My mom always said I could be whoever I wanted to be when I grew up, but I'm not sure I believe her now."
3. "There's no way I eat the recommended amount of veggies."
4. "My Instagram posts never get 11 likes. Ever."
5. "I CONSTANTLY burn my tongue on pizza fresh from the toaster oven!"
6. "Sometimes I don't answer the door when somebody knocks. Just because."
7. "I tell people I exercise a lot more than I actually do."
8. "I make weird faces in photos because that's easier than failing at smiling."
9. "The pizza delivery guy totally knows me by name now."
10. "Sometimes, I tell my friends I'm busy just so I don't have to go out."
11. "I dance like everyone's watching."
12. "Pretty sure I don't tell my parents I love them enough."
13. "I go on a lot of first dates but not too many second dates. Is that weird?"
14. "Maybe I'll go back to grad school."
15. "I wait a while before texting someone back so it seems like I'm suuuuper popular."
16. "Starbucks knows me well enough that they even spell my name correctly now."
