1. "This is my personal style, and you'll just have to deal with it, MOM."
2. "Not interested in hearing any more of your opinions today."
3. "FUCK. THAT. CHEESE."
4. "I forgot to iron my shirt for work tomorrow, so now I'm going to sit here and freak out about it."
5. "THE NEIGHBORS WON'T. SHUT. UP. UGH."
6. "That light fixture is dusty, and I can't believe no one will help me clean it."
7. "My presence is a gift."
8. "WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN MIXERS?"
9. "This is my sittin' seat. It means I sit here, and you're not to be bothered by it. Understand?"
10. "I do yoga now, and I'm totally going to talk to you about it all the time."
11. "If I wish hard enough, I will just be inside. Until that moment, here I will wait. Loudly."
12. "Whatever, I figured he could save himself and didn't need my help."
13. "If you make me wait one more minute for dinner, I will heckin' lose it. I will lose it."
14. "Your dinner smells disgusting, and I may never let you live this down."
15. "This is how I clean. Cool?"
16. "I WILL KEEP MY COLLECTIONS WHERE I PLEASE, AND YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO HANDLE IT."
