1. "What was I thinking? Ugh."
2. "IS THAT A TIMER GOING OFF?!"
3. "I didn't have time to find a better outfit. I HOPE THIS IS FESTIVE ENOUGH."
4. "Nobody panic but... anyone see where I put the ham...?"
5. "Your mother's going to hate me even more than she already does, I bet."
6. "At least I look hella cute while I'm ruining the holidays for everyone!"
7. "I can see them coming up the driveway now. Too late to cancel?"
8. "Someone might have burnt the green beans. NO IDEA WHO COULD'VE DONE THAT SINCE ONLY ONE PERSON IS IN CHARGE OF FOOD THIS YEAR. SO WEIRD. WONDER WHO IT WAS."
9. "WHY DID I THINK I COULD COOK SOMETHING NONTRADITIONAL? I LOVE MASHED POTATOES."
10. "HO HO Holy crap, there's a lot of dishes to clean up."
11. "Never again. I'm pooped, and it's not even dinnertime!"
12. "I'm not gonna say it tastes exactly like I wanted it to..."
13. "This was supposed to be a time of merriment and joy, yet here we are."
14. "You're not allowed in the kitchen. Stay here in the safe, festive warmth. Don't go back there, I beg you."
15. "Saved by the delivery guy. I feel muuuuuch better now."
