1. They legitimately have no clue what babies are or what purpose they serve.
2. Cats can, and will, ignore you in order to sleep.
3. Sometimes, they turn back into their original box form.
4. They find comfort in the solace of their baked brethren's home.
5. They don't always mean to knock cups over!!
6. Cats are actually experts in the art of calm.
7. They're also very frugal spenders.
8. If you give them a responsibility, cats take it very seriously.
9. VERY. SERIOUSLY.
10. As a rule, cats don't know what to do with their tongues.
11. Additionally, they worship steam. It's the least threatening form of water.
12. If you look hard enough, most cats are actually majestic and confused unicorns.
13. Cats don't mind traveling with you as long as they can pretend to be astronauts.
14. Achieving the perfect flop is every cat's goal.
15. And finally, in case you hadn't noticed yet somehow, cats. hate. laptops.
