Have A Seat And Get Ready To Love JoeJoe The Capybara

YOU’RE NOT READY FOR THIS AT ALL. So.

1. LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING THE SUNSHINE VERY MAJESTICALLY.

2. HIS BFF IS A MUNCHKIN CAT, SO LIKE, HIIIIIIII.

4. HE PRACTICALLY INVENTED ROMANCE.

5. HE SUPPORTS OTHER EXOTIC ANIMALS…

6. …WITHOUT JUDGMENT OR DISCRIMINATION.

7. BATHS ARE HEAVENLY, AND HE UNDERSTANDS THAT.

8. HE CAN MIX BUSINESS AND FUN EFFORTLESSLY.

9. IMAGINE HOW MANY COWBOYS ARE JEALOUS OF HIS CONFIDENCE.

10. “BOW DOWN SCRITCHES,” JOEJOE.

11. LIKE REALLY, HE JUST KNOWS WHAT MAKES SOMETHING FABULOUS.

12. OUTDOOR FITNESS IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM.

13. IF YOU DON’T ENJOY ONE OF JOEJOE’S JOKEJOKES…

15. HOW DOES HE MAKE WATERMELON PICNICS LOOK SO GOOD???

16. AT THE END OF THE DAY, HE’LL PLAY YOU A SONG ON HIS PIANO, AND THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT BYE.

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