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    "Goodnight Menses" Is A Bedtime Story For Ladies

    For when you need a little extra help each month.

    In the great dim room

    There was a beanbag chair

    And a jar of Nutella

    And a picture of

    A goddess jumping over her moon.

    And there were two little wolves sitting on stools

    And three little Doritos

    And a bag of Cheetos

    And a little bottle of Midol

    And an iPhone with a missed call

    And a laptop and some sweatpants and a small old lamp

    And a dent in the bed from where you rolled around with cramps.

    Goodnight room

    Goodnight moon

    Goodnight goddess jumping over the moon

    Goodnight bloating

    And the two little wolves.

    Goodnight Doritos

    Goodnight Cheetos

    Goodnight Midol

    And goodnight missed call.

    Goodnight Netflix

    and goodnight Cheez Whiz.

    Goodnight little heating pad

    and goodnight marathon of Breaking Bad.

    Goodnight laptop and sweatpants

    and goodnight to the lamp.

    Goodnight pitiful bed nest where you suffered through cramps.

    Goodnight blanket, tucking you in

    Goodnight Eve, for this original sin.

    Goodnight stars

    Goodnight air

    Goodnight noises everywhere.