15 Entitled Cats

    Just hand it over, and no one gets clawed.

    Sami Main
    by Sami Main

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "This is mine, no?"

    2. "I believe you have a treat that actually belongs to me."

    3. "Heard a wrapper. Whatever was inside it must be mine."

    4. "I mean, if this is a game of 'Who's Closest,' then I'm clearly winning. And therefore I get this slice."

    5. "Haha, look at me sitting up here! Just like you people, or something. So weird! Having fish are we?"

    6. "Have you ever heard of 'The Secret'? No? Good. Let's keep it that way. Now hush so I can focus."

    7. "Obviously, these belong to me. It's not even a question."

    8. "I KNOW MY RIGHTS. I KNOW WHAT I'M OWED."

    9. "I deserve what I was promised!"

    10. "Beg pardon, but this cellular device is all mine, buddy. Based on the sheer number of photos of me that exist on it."

    11. "I have many tools of persuasion to get what's mine. For example: the power of dance."

    12. "I have a need to be indoors. Make it so."

    13. "You know my one weakness is bagels! I must have it!"

    14. "FETTUCCINE ALFRE-DAMN MY DINNER LOOKS GOOD."

    15. "Close. Soon. Help. Oh no."