4. Channel Mother Canada to center your peace. It’s important to stay grounded.
6. Add more kicks and punches to the side. You definitely need more of those.
7. Impress your viewers with an awesome elbow tuck for good measure.
15. …because you’ll need the energy to PUNCH OUT THE MOON BEHIND YOU.
16. Give your audience some slower moves that they totally don’t expect.
Thank you, Canada. Thank you, video karaoke in amusement parks. Thank you, Internet for this glorious gift.
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