4. “The snacks are the best part of any sporting event, let’s be real here.”
5. “Did you see one of my buddies? Thought I saw one of my buds out there…”
6. “Yeah, I heard the ref make that call, and I do not agree with it.”
7. “Took a break from watching the game to play a little ball of my own!”
8. “Hmph. Looks like cat time is a good time to use the restroom.”
10. “Do you think I should’ve stuck with sports throughout college?”
11. “Loren deserves any and every award. He’s my favorite athlete!”
12. “Sorry, but I’m hella comfortable right now. You can get up to get your coffee in a minute, mmk?”
17. “Put the penguin cheerleaders back on screen!! They’re so spirited!”
18. “Totally building my core strength just in case they want to start a Dog Bowl next year.”
19. “So many friiiiiends to see on the screen.”
21. “Go, bite, win! Only, y’know, just bite politely. Nothing too rough.”
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