28 Butter Tarts That'll Make You Angry At How Damn Good They Look

    Butter tarts are a traditional Canadian baked good, which is just one more thing Canada's got all figured out.

    Sami Main
    by Sami Main

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Here's a butter tart. It's fabulous looking, no?

    2. All you need to make a butter tart is a pastry shell and some butter, sugar, syrup, eggs, and maybe some raisins.

    3. But, like, EXCUSE ME?

    4. WHERE THE HELL DO THESE TARTS GET OFF, LOOKING SO FLY?

    5. BUTTER TARTS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC.

    6. HOW DARE THEY.

    7. BUTTER TARTS ARE TWEE AS FUCK.

    8. OH I'M SORRY, NOW YOU'RE COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE? WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT, BUTTER TARTS?!

    9. GOD.

    10. IS THAT GOD DAMN ICE CREAM?!

    11. I LITERALLY PE-CAN'T WITH THESE TARTS.

    12. M A P L E S Y R U P.

    13. I'M SO MAD.

    14. SO OOEY GOOEY MAD.

    15. IT JUST ISN'T FAIR THAT CANADA GETS TO HOG ALL OF THESE DELIGHTS.

    16. SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR.

    17. These are SALTED TOFFEE?!

    18. FUCKIN' DELIGHTFUL-ASS CANADA. RUBBING ITS FUCKIN' QUAINT AS FUCK TREATS IN OUR FACE.

    19. THEY BUBBLE AS IF THEY'RE SOME SORT OF GIFT FROM THE GODDESS OF BUTTER HERSELF.

    20. STOP. BEING. SO. RUSTICALLY. CHARMING.

    21. OH, REALLY? A CUPCAKE AND A BUTTER TART MARRIED TOGETHER? LITERAL BLISS.

    22. GOOD LORD. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RESIST THIS?

    23. I'M SCREAMING REAL SCREAMS AT HOW IDYLLIC AND PICTURESQUE THIS IS.

    24. STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS OF AMAZING, BUTTERY PASTRY.

    25. I WISH A VERY POLITE "EFF OFF" TO YOU, CANADIAN ENJOYERS OF BUTTER TARTS.

    26. EVEN THE FUCKING BIRDS GET A TASTE. I can't handle it.

    27. It just isn't FAIR, OKAY?!

    28. The cutesy folds are just mocking me now. I'm just a (pastry) shell of a person at this point.