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    17 Life Lessons From A Classy Cat

    Muppet the Moustached Cat is here to explain all of life's secrets with you. Take notes!

    1. "Do what I call 'asset-orize.' Accessorize to suit your best assets."

    2. "Learn where lights and shadows hit your face for maximum photo potential."

    3. "A cardboard box is a girl's best friend!"

    4. "Take a little time to question the universe. It's good for your skin."

    5. "Ignore the haters, and just dress however you like."

    6. "Stretching is key for a healthy digestive gut!"

    7. "Stay hydrated!"

    8. "Don't be afraid to call someone out if they do something hella dumb. How else will they learn?"

    9. "Ya gotta know when to accept that the black and white filters might be the only ones for you that day, and that's okay."

    10. "Make your living space work for you!"

    11. "Don't be afraid to get a little silly with your friends."

    12. "Take the time to appreciate the little things in life - especially when you're little!"

    13. "Homemade biscuits, or brownies, is a great skill to have. You never know when a dinner party will call for your expertise!"

    14. "Maintain eye contact during conversations. People will take you more seriously!"

    15. "Sometimes fighting has to happen..."

    16. "...but don't forget to make up afterwards!"

    17. "And the most important lesson to remember of all is to 'ABC.' (Always. Be. Charming.)"

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