1.
"Sometimes he says the most stupid things, but he's a lovable oaf!"
2.
"There's literally no one else in the entire world that I would do this for."
3.
"I wake up to this every morning, and I wouldn't have it any other way."
4.
"He gets so embarassed in public, but I just love him!"
5.
"She doesn't tell anyone how much I fart during football. That's love."
6.
"Snoozeville, population: us two fools."
7.
"DIETS ARE FOR LOSERS. BEST FRIENDS GET TREATS."
8.
"All aboard the snuggle bus!"
9.
"She's just so full of energy!"
10.
"Shh, I'd never betray her secrets!"
11.
"A furry friend in need is a friend indeed."
12.
"We're just adorable partners in crime."
13.
"Haha, made you look!"
14.
"I can't sleep unless I get the big bed. Luckily, he's very obliging to switch with me."
15.
"I've been told my paws have certain healing effects, yes. But only on the kind-hearted, like this guy."
16.
"This is just one of our quirky routines. You wouldn't understand."
