“This hat falls off as soon as I jump in the pool. It’s great at being a hat!”
“My nose is cute enough that it doesn’t need sun protection.”
“Actually, I usually wear this hat around dusk for the compliments.”
“One of these is doing an excellent job of cooling my body temperature. Guess which one.”
“Can you believe I’ve never used a drop of moisturizer before?”
“Had one tea party with a toddler and now I’m stuck wearing this useless thing.”
“I wear this tiny hat inside,
So I can, so I can,
Watch you eat then take a walk outsiiiiide.”
“I’m literally banned from open waters, so this is pointless.”
- Dylann Roof wants to plead guilty to the charges against him in the Charleston church shooting, his attorney said, but a judge entered a not guilty plea for him on Friday.
- The U.S. Coast Guard has suspended its search for two teenagers who went missing a week ago off the coast of Florida.
- Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, becoming the first city to host both the summer and winter games.