1. "Sometimes I need a fort in order to study. That's just how I roll."
2. "Don't worry, this excellent pillow fort isn't getting me down. This is where I go when I need a pick-me-up!"
3. "Please, admire my excellent taste in leisure activity from afar. I don't need you messing up my fort vibes."
4. "I'M NOT UPSET, THIS IS JUST MY FORT FACE."
5. "Come coze with me."
6. "So what if I fell asleep mid-fort?"
7. "Even gently placing one's head on a pile of pillows can constitute a fort."
8. "A fort is basically the best present you could ever give me. EVER."
9. "The only thing fluffier than my fort is myself and that is a TRIUMPH."
10. "This is my snort, aka my snore fort. I snore in this fort. This fort is for snoring."
11. "Size doesn't matter, I guess, but LOOK AT THIS."
12. "I'm so small that literally anything cozy is a fort. ANYTHING cozy!"
13. "What's that? Hello? No, I'm not quite ready to de-fort yet, but you're more than welcome to come in here, too!"
14. "I see you noticing my Harry Potter DVDs. They really take my fort to the next level."
15. "My nose is the only cold thing about this fort, but I've accepted that!"
16. "ONE PILLOW CAN STILL A FORT MAKE."
17. "Phew, I woke up early on accident and thought I had to go to work! Haha, silly me. I'm a cat."
18. "I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE THIS FORT IS TOO LOUD."
19. "Thank for visiting, but I must make my fort biscuits now."
