1. "You need me to run errands with you? I'm stir-crazy, but I'm not stupid."
2. "Guess it's time for my third nap of the day. It isn't even noon yet."
3. "This breakfast is probably adorable enough to Instagram, right?"
4. "No one even remembers why we started fighting!"
5. "Who's a baby? Is me the baby?"
6. "Oh, sorry, there's like zero space on this couch due to cutbacks."
7. "I'VE BECOME ENTRANCED BY YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOCKS."
8. "...I thought you said we needed to eat everything in the fridge before it went bad. You're telling me that was a lie, and I didn't need to eat this stupid yogurt at all?"
9. "Please stop."
10. "HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN THAT I'M NOT A PILLOW?"
11. "I'm sitting here for my own safety. It's not near any cold-ass windows or doors."
12. "People are WALKING outside?! Dear god, WHY?"
13. "Please let me onto your machine box. I need something, anything, to do."
14. "It's not even Christmas. Christmas is over. This storm is such a meanie."
15. "I mostly don't even care where I sit anymore, because I've already sat in every other seat imaginable."
16. "JESUS CHRIST THOMAS SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP GOD I WISH YOU COULD PLAY OUTSIDE."
17. "Heehee, I'm not leaving this blanket cave except to get food. That's final. Good luck getting me to poop outside."
18. "Is this thing my family now? I guess we're brothers since no one else is even around."
19. "You do realize this coat doesn't make me want to go outside. It only makes it barely permissible by my standards."
20. "LOOK MA, I'M A FIREMAN. HAHA, WHAT A FUN GAME."
21. "Your cozy pants are the only good thing about you being home from work all day."
22. "I hope we never have another snow day ever again. This one's the last one forever, right? Good."
23. "Please don't tell anyone about this tomorrow."
