1. We spend our free time trolling the internet to correct your grammar.
3. Only women major in English.
NOT TRUE! In my graduating class there were at least five male English Majors! Famous male English Majors include: Chevy Chase, Matt Damon, James Van Der Beek, Sting, and Conan O’Brian.
4. Only “crazy” feminists major in English.
…more like crazy awesome feminists
Ill say it! I’d rather be reading Harry Potter than the Merchant of Venice.
8. We love to discuss your take on the two books you read in high school English.
I don’t care what Sparknotes has to say about The Great Gatsby.