Happy Mothers' Day!

Yeah — Hallmark Holidays suck (but Buzzfeed makes everything better... #sorrynotsorry)

So you're kind of awesome...

If I had to choose between you and coffee, you'd probably win.

If that's not love, I don't know what is. Seriously.

You're so awesome that you landed a catch like the man in the above photo.

(But let's be honest, you>him)

You want more honesty? I have some more honesty...

You're literally the best/nicest/greatest person in our little family. You have this thing called a soul. People like you more than the two of us (Even though we do occasionally take a great picture... oh wait. You took this picture. Never mind...)

BILLY CRYSTAL!!!!!!

So neither one of us really likes pictures...

But sometimes we take a couple great ones!

And some not-so-great ones...

Like this one!

And this one!

Look! It's another special guest-appearance by that shirt that used to be yours that I NEVER wear #nevergettingitback #ever #hashtag

And this one!

Eh... cropped it isn't so bad. That dress really looked better on you.

But this one really is awkward...

But it also is kind of cute. I guess. Maybe.

Wait... this is supposed to be about Mother's Day. Not "Awkward Family Photos".

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It's not Mother's Day without something that makes you want to vomit out of your ass.

Back to how you're awesome.

Because we all have friends in low places.

You do cool things.

Like... REALLY cool things.

You're in your 40s and you pull this dress off. If that isn't badass, I don't know what is.

If yesterday proved anything, it's that you are cooler than I will ever be.

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Your mockery was not appreciated.

So—happy Mother's Day to the coolest mom out there!

Dat dress. Love you!