This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 28, 201311 Things That Only Happen On SoapsIt's a weird old world, is soapland.by SallymnCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. No one owns a washing machine 2. Life expectancy is low 3. Weddings are always a disaster 4. You think you know a character... 5. ..then this happens 6. And sometimes it gets weird 7. Unprotected sex will always end in a baby 8. Almost everyone's a criminal 9. People come back from the dead 10. Secrets will out... 11. ...usually in the pub View this video on YouTube Via http://YouTube Where better place than to reveal all than the pub? That way, you can tell the whole community in one bitter, dramatic confession. Make mine a double for the denouement.