WHAT YOU MISSED: SANTACON 2014

SANTACON: My favorite holiday to observe from the confines of a warm pillow fort. I salute you brave bartenders and revelers and reluctant friends who soldiered the chaos. This "best of" is for you (and for my fellow hibernators)! #Santacon2014

1. You missed Santa Butts, rows and rows of Holiday Be-hind. (Bet you're really kicking yourself for that.)

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2. You missed the WORLD's DRUNKEST hipster Christmas elf:

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3. You missed curious Santas newly experiencing the joy of Korean food! (I've heard Bibimbop and Bulgogi taste delicious on their way back up.)

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4. You missed SO MUCH EXCITEMENT I can't even! (This must be what people mean when they talk about "holiday spirit" and they're not referring to eggnog.)

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5. You missed Santa on a homemade Hoverboard (?!?!) Extra points to you #SanFran Santacon!

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6. You missed disgruntled Santas on the bus.

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7. You missed Santa checkin' you out on the subway: (Though you've probably got the whole holiday season to catch that.)

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8. You missed an entire SEA of Santas:

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9. You missed the WORLD'S SADDEST, LONELIEST Santa. (I just want to hug her!!!!)

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10. You missed Santa being badass on a hog:

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11. And, of course, in honor of the #millionmarch, you missed Mixed Message Activist Santas, with signs like "Stop Killing Our Friends" which seem like they're referring to some underreported magical flying reindeer massacre.

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