The Secret Origin Of Cats

Who are our feline friends and how did they get here?

We know cats came from outer space.

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But the truth goes much further.

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Cats are actually multidimensional beings of cosmic energy from a parallel dimension.

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Here is a cat in its true form.

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This rare image is not meant for long expose to human eyes.

Look away now to keep your sight.

The most powerful of cats travel to Earth via the Bifröst.

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This method of travel was accidentally revealed to us by Nyan cat.

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Upon arrival they must choose a mortal form.

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Becoming corporeal can be very traumatic for them.

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That's why they demand we comfort them through petting and nuzzles.

However, the typical house cat uses a more common method of interdimensional travel: The Box.

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Although slower, it gives them more time to prepare their Earthly form.

Arrival by Box has become the preferred method of travel today.

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Even Maru now prefers Box travel over the Bifröst.

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Also, some cats are part Time Lord.

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They travel by mini-Tardis, which are of course just boxes that are bigger on the inside.

And now you know the secret origin of cats.

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