19 Of The Filthiest Company Slogans....Ever

So we all have obviously seen and known many company slogans and sayings, and when they are related to that company they totally make sense. But out of context, they can be taken very wrong. So throw your mind in the gutter, and enjoy.

1. Volkswagen- "Think Small"

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did no one think this all the way through?......

2. Holiday Inn - "Pleasing people all over the world"

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This sounds more like a tagline for a well traveled call-girl.

3. Polaroid- "The fun develops instantly"

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Sounds more like a slogan for a hookup, I mean "dating" app...

4. U.S. Army- "Some of our best men are women"

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So was this before or after "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?

5. U.S. Marines- "We're looking for a few good men."

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As am I .... #MenageATrois

6. Visine - "Visine gets the red out"

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#NoComment

7. Alka- Seltzer- "Try it, you'll like it"

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Wait, why are there handcuffs in the nightstand?.....

8. American Express - "My life, My card"

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This is one of those one time use cards right?

9. AT&T - "Reach Out and Touch Someone"

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Grindr says 3 feet away.... Are you in my house???

10. Coty Perfume - "If you want to capture someone's attention, whisper."

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*whispering* "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

11. Survivor - "Outwit. Outplay. Outlast"

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Outwit, outplay, and outlast? That seems like a lot of work... #notinterested

12. Haagen- Dazs - "Pleasure is the path to joy"

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Uhm, I'm sorry.... What?!

13. Schweppes - "Schhh…You-Know-Who"

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I'm sorry, but who are you? And how did you get in my house?!

14. British Gas - "Don't you just love being in control?"

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Does anyone actually know what BDSM stands for?

15. Burger King - "It takes two hands to hold a whopper."

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#nocomment

16. Dr. Pepper- "Whats the worst that could happen?

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Do you actually want me to answer, or is this a rhetorical question?

17. Calvin Klein's Obsession- "Between love and madness lies Obsession."

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So Love, Madness, and Obsession all walk into a bar....

18. Home Depot- "You can do it, we can help."

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I think i know what the "it" we are referring to is, and I'm not so sure I want your help...

19. Carl's Jr- "If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face."

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#nocomment