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    The Top 10 Babies In My Baby Fight Club

    I run a baby fight club and these are the current top ten babies.

    ryanjoeben
    by ryanjoeben

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    10. Hank Stank

    Record: 9 Wins, 11 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Stinky Pinky

    9. Bitch Salad

    Record: 10 Wins, 9 Losses, 1 Tie

    Finishing Move: Tossed Salad and Scrambled Brains

    8. Dr. Asshole

    Record: 11 Wins, 9 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Metlife Knife

    7. Mark "The Spew" Chew

    Record: 12 Wins, 8 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Spew

    6. The Baltimore Butcher

    Record: 13 Wins, 6 Losses, 1 Tie

    Finishing Move: The Juice Box

    5. Kelly Ripa

    Record: 14 Wins, 6 Losses

    Finishing Move: Hope & Faith

    4. Baby Charles Manson

    Record: 15 Wins, 5 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Family

    3. Gnarles Fuckley

    Record: 16 Wins, 4 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Stranger

    2. Bobby Booby

    Record: 18 Wins, 2 Losses

    Finishing Move: The Death Nipple

    1. Mafisto the Large Dicked

    Record: 20 Wins, 0 Losses

    Finishing Move: Dante's Inferno

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