9 Adorable Puppies That Are Going Straight To Hell

These little guys may be cute on the outside, but inside, they are pure evil. Hopefully all dogs don't go to heaven.

This little bastard loves to start fires at orphanages. He says the children's screams help him sleep at night.

I'd be tired too if I spent all day harassing strange women over the phone. I hope you never wake up!

These two assholes are responsible for some of the largest corporate tax fraud cases in our country's history. They make their money on the backs of the middle class.

White Sox Fan.

If Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy had a kid, that kid would be scared of this dog.

Know how many innocent people this dog killed for that cupcake? I'll give you a hint. It was 13.

Three words: racist kiddie porn.

As the muscle for one of the largest gangs in New York, it is rumored that this tiny bastard has over 10,000 human thumbs in the basement of his house.

Never, EVER, lets me pet him.