Earlier this week, Twitter user James Jelly proudly tweeted out the World Cup contract he drafted up for his girlfriend to sign.
SHE SIGNED IT!!......
James' "official" document includes rules for his girlfriend Victoria like:
• The replays of the goals are VERY important. I don't care if I've seen them already. I want to see them again.
• The fridge must be stocked up with beer / cider 24/7
• All love & affection must wait until half time or, when the games of have finished.
• If you hear me call your name, be ready to: Grab me a drink / Grab me a snack / Get batteries for the remote.
The responses on Twitter were pretty immediate.
@JamesJelly1988 bellend
@RobGWarren @JamesJelly1988 what a sillywenchLAD
@lewishendry @JamesJelly1988 what a fucking anus
@pr0lific @JamesJelly1988 probably the worst thing I've ever seen. So LADBible'esque.
@JamesJelly1988 Yeno what I hope that telly breaks right before the first kick off.
@JamesJelly1988 @DunksMaguire Have you checked to see if her bags are also packed?
But even though he's getting a pretty intense reaction, James seems to be taking it all with a good attitude.
Not used to this attention on Twitter, I've been offered a knighthood and threatened with death, taken with a pinch of salt of course! Ha!