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Updated "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Removes Smoking Santa

The new version features a new, smokeless, cover and removes all mentions of Santa’s pipe.

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Ryan Broderick

1. The old version with smoking.

Image by Applesauce Press / AP

2. The new version omits the lines:


“The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth.
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.”

Image by Applesauce Press / AP

4. And includes a message on a new cover that reads:


Edit by Santa Claus for the benefit of children of the 21st century.

5. The new cover:

Image by Applesauce Press / AP

6. Publisher Pamela McColl said of reactions to the book’s change:


“There is a huge debate raging. I have been called every name in the book. One person said the only wreath they want to see this Christmas is one on my grave. Shame, shame, shame on you is the most common.”

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    • BroadwayBelter thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
    • livinlife024 thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
    • R0ck thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
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    • Oscar T. thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is LOL  about 6 months ago
    • lisas27 thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
    • veronical2 thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
    • camillek3   Updated "Twas The Night Before...  about 6 months ago
    • eyesofpercept thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is WTF & Fail  about 6 months ago
    • laurelnev 6 months ago
       

      And THIS is why Santa just moved to Colorado: so he could smoke WHATEVER type of pipe he wanted without fear of sanitization. (How ELSE could he remain so jolly all night, all the while scarfing those mounds of cookies along the way.) Guess the 21st Century Santa knows better than to smoke inside someone else’s house w/o asking. What he does when he gets back to the roof is his OWN business, and of course, also conveniently omitted from the book. ;)

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    • JoMama thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is WTF  about 6 months ago
    • melissam17 6 months ago

      However you feel about smoking this is censorship. It’s not done by a government but “objectionable” content has been edited or removed without consent of the author.

    • suziegk thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
    • andreacolarussor 6 months ago

      People who found offense with the “classic” version just need to get a grip! Seriously? A pipe and smoke was offensive? What the heck are we really protecting? Aren’t parents responsible for teaching the values? I’ve read that classic version for years and I DON’T SMOKE! I also watched cartoons as a child and didn’t grow up hitting others or trying to blow things up! Simple rule… if you don’t like it, don’t read it, watch it, look at it, listen to it. We all have choices and freedom here in the US.. why do we keep taking pieces of it away?! Too much sheltering. There simply needs to be more tolerance in this world and less whining. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    • alexmpayne   Updated "Twas The Night Before...  about 6 months ago
    • clarkek 6 months ago

      Thank god someone finally woke and changed this. Now we can all fall asleep at night knowing that the world has miraculously changed over night because some free thinker took it upon herself to dictate what’s best for the children of the future. Seriously?? If you think this will change anything you need to pull your head out of your ass!!!

    • sarahw34   Updated "Twas The Night Before... and thinks it’s Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
    • tomtouchbutts thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
    • johns59 thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
    • Floobity   Updated "Twas The Night Before... and thinks it’s Fail  about 6 months ago
    • kirkse   Updated "Twas The Night Before... and thinks it’s Fail  about 6 months ago
    • crownp thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Cute  about 6 months ago
    • thebestwelk thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is WTF  about 6 months ago
    • Megan H. 6 months ago

      santa never made pipes look attractive so who cares if he has one… frosty has a corn cob pipe too…

    • zvarri   Updated "Twas The Night Before... and thinks it’s WTF  about 6 months ago
    • JeonjuMike thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Win  about 6 months ago
    • jesspixieb thinks Updated "Twas The Night Before... is Fail  about 6 months ago
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