Geeky·Posted on Dec 23, 2015"Emo Kylo Ren" Is Your New Favorite "Star Wars" Parody AccountHe's such a dark and tormented soul. WARNING: This post contains minor spoilers.by Ryan BroderickBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail There's a new parody account totally lampooning Kylo Ren, the newest dark and moody bad guy from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Emo Kylo Ren is a music snob. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl 11:06 AM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *force-slams his bedroom door* 06:08 AM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite He's got mommy issues. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now also we are out of conditioner 06:31 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker* 12:38 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite He likes Hot Topic. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n @hottopic i will replace the display case i damaged with my lightsaber please allow me back in the store 07:48 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *comes downstairs in pajamas* *clears throat* there's been an awakening are there pancakes? 12:11 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite He's got a diary. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n dear diary I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band he said I should go solo I told him never to mention that name again 05:37 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis 02:32 AM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite He thinks Darth Vader is the coolest. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n Darth Vader had no father I envy him 09:16 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too" mom too for that matter 02:14 AM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Loves wearing all black. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *applies black eyeliner* my parents don't understand me and i hate them *applies black helmet* 06:35 AM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *sets Vader breathing as his text message tone* 08:27 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite And he's always hanging out with his only friend Hux. Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n dear diary hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor we both always wear black but today it means more 07:26 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n grandpa does my hair look okay 02:36 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Kylo Ren wants you to know that being a Sith isn't a phase, OK? Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him 05:06 AM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n *places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano* *painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger* 08:57 PM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n i get all my winter clothes at Hoth Topic 09:42 AM - 22 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite