13 Really Cringeworthy Tweets From Brands About The Birth Of The Royal Baby

Please stop.

1. Charmin focused on where the baby was going to go the bathroom.


Charmin

@Charmin

Get the throne ready! There’s a new cub in the Royal family. #RoyalBaby

2. While Pizza Hut decided to refer to their new special as their own “royal #Bundleofjoy.”


Pizza Hut

@pizzahut

Introducing our very own royal #bundleofjoy: free side or dessert to any medium or large pizza through 7/25. Code: ROYALOFFER

3. Babies can’t eat Oreos. They’re not good for them.


Oreo Cookie

@Oreo

Prepare the royal bottle service!

4. Okay, this one isn’t so bad.


Pampers

@Pampers

Every baby is a little prince or princess.WATCH http://t.co/uri8669zei & SHARE pics of yours at http://t.co/3o4OZULHj1 #PampersLoveSleepPlay

5. Meanwhile, the British version of the Jersey Shore


Geordie Shore

@mtvgeordieshore

#RoyalBaby! Brand new Baby Bibs now available: http://t.co/MikATs2RyH !!

6. And this is just kind of grotesque.

This summer, a precious little bundle of sweetness was born. And Will and Kate also had their baby.

— Hostess Snacks (@Hostess_Snacks)

Hostess Snacks

@Hostess_Snacks

This summer, a precious little bundle of sweetness was born. And Will and Kate also had their baby.

7. Subtle.

"Oh Baby!"

— MACcosmetics (@MACcosmetics)

MACcosmetics

@MACcosmetics

“Oh Baby!”

8. Royal babies love ribs.

We want that baby born, baby born, baby born... Do you think the baby will be a Prince or a Princess?

— Chili's Grill & Bar (@Chilis)

Chili’s Grill & Bar

@Chilis

We want that baby born, baby born, baby born… Do you think the baby will be a Prince or a Princess?

9. Also, ew.

Congrats to the Royal Family!

— Play-Doh (@PlayDoh)

Play-Doh

@PlayDoh

Congrats to the Royal Family!

10. Notice the stork.

Congratulations Kate and Wills on your new arrival! #RoyalBaby

— Air New Zealand UK (@airnzuk)

Air New Zealand UK

@airnzuk

Congratulations Kate and Wills on your new arrival! #RoyalBaby

11. Do not give Coca-Cola to babies.

Time for a royal celebration. #shareacoke with Wills and Kate! #royalbaby

— Coke Zone (@cokezone)

Coke Zone

@cokezone

Time for a royal celebration. #shareacoke with Wills and Kate! #royalbaby

12. Get it?

The wait is over.

— lululemon athletica (@lululemon)

lululemon athletica

@lululemon

The wait is over.

13. Sigh.

And then there were three. Congratulations!

— Starbucks UK (@StarbucksUK)

Starbucks UK

@StarbucksUK

And then there were three. Congratulations!

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