Never Ask The Internet For Photoshop Help

Internet protip: Don't ask anonymous strangers on 4chan to help you fix a photograph!

"Can you Photoshop the guy on the scooter out of this photo for me?"

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No...

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Closer...

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Oh, come on!

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We both know that's not even close to right.

"Hey, can you Photoshop me jumping a little higher?"

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Too high.

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-_-

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Guys, seriously. Guys.

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OK, that's seriously impressive actually.

"Can someone Photoshop me at a beach?"

OK, that's sorta right.

Nooooooo.

Nailed it.

"Could you guys Photoshop my mouth closed?"

Ew.

Ew ew ew ew.

Perfect. Thanks, guys...