1. Thankfully for the rest of us, Gothamist has found the world’s worst street performer. His name is Kalan and unsurprisingly he performs in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
5. Sometimes he runs around subway trains dressed kind of like a Jawa from Star Wars.
7. He describes what he does as “a non-narrative, nihilist, anarchist puppet show about literary theory.”
10. He’s using a baby doll attached to his fingers to caress this man’s leg.
11. Now he’s using the same baby doll to touch the man’s shoulder while blowing a harmonica in his face.
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