24 Reasons Why George R.R. Martin Is The Biggest Troll In Literature Right Now

George, please, just, please stop. It’s too much to handle.

1. If you don’t know already, this is George R.R. Martin, author of Game of Thrones.

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2. He’s a big goofball. Look at those suspenders.

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3. But he is also a complete son of a bitch.

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4. His books are full of characters that are amazing, and you grow to love them and then…

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5. He makes J.K. Rowling look like Dr. Seuss.

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6. Sometimes you start to wonder if he’s just completely messing with you.

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7. And the worst part is when he’s asked about it. He TAUNTS you.

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8. He’s a complete sicko.

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9. Well, you succeeded, George!

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10. Look at this face: This is the face of a murderer.

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11. He’s just sitting there, toying with his fans.

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13. Giving you just enough time to fall in love with a character and then…

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14. Boom. Dead. He cuts their head off or fills them with arrows. Or worse!

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15. And the worst part is, when he’s asked why he does it, he has a perfectly reasonable explanation.

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16. He’s an amazing author who has a lot of really wonderful things to say about reading.

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19. But ugh, look at that smug face.

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20. And there STILL isn’t a clear due date on the last two books in the series.

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21. Dammit, George, stop saying smart and wonderful things and just finish the dang series.

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22. Even though it’s pretty clear what’s going to happen in the end.

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24. But there’s nothing we can do, because he invented the game in the first place.

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