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23 Vicious And Masterful Atheist Takedowns

WARNING: This post is not for religious people!

1. Yeah, Christians, have any of you even read “The God Delusion,” well, have you?

2. Ha, just like Lost, I guess you could say that Christianity is GOING NO WHERE! Ha!

3. In atheist church, we could watch Star Wars whenever we want.

4. BECAUSE THE POPE IS… A… DICTATOR! JUST LIKE KIM JONG-UN!

5. No popes ever again. Science bless us all.

6. And what’s the deal with all these Cardinals, amirite? It’s like Mortal Kombat.

7. Just like Mortal Kombat!

8. [Atheists 1, Christians 0]

9. You, tell ‘em bear.

10. Did you feel that? That massive truth bomb that this Facebook status just dropped.

11. And what’s the deal with all the voting anyways?

12. It might be hard to read the text on this image, but it’s not hard to feel the sting of this sweet burn.

13. [Atheists 2, Christians 0]

14. Yeah, scumbag smoke, which is worse for the planet, smoke or Catholics? Ha Ha. Take that.

15. If it wasn’t for the Vatican, we probably be living on Mars by now, right guys?

16. Hugh Hefner is cooler than the pope, that’s a FACT.

17. [Atheists 3, Christians 0]

18. Yeah religious Facebook status, where are the bears? Show me the bears.

19. Burn religion and stuff.

20. Pedo-Bear is hilarious lol

21. Even Google is an atheist, check and mate Christians.

22. Pope? Or Eye of Sauron? Mind blown.

23. In conclusion: Church sucks, the internet rules. Praise atheism!

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Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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