1. This house can't believe you changed the music at the party because "you just had to show everyone this song."
2. This house can't believe you're joking about wearing leggings as pants. You know how comfortable they are.
3. This house can't believe you just wrote "would of."
4. This house can't believe you haven't texted it back in over an hour.
5. This house can't believe you won't stop staring at it from across the bar. It's not cute.
6. This house can't believe you're scrolling through the TV channels one by one instead of just using the damn page button.
7. This house can't believe you just said, "I hate drama." LOL OK.
8. This house can't believe you just sent it a sexy Snapchat. Ew.
9. This house can't stand how loudly you're chewing.
10. This house can't believe you just texted "k" back. What does that even mean?
11. This house can't believe you actually enjoy dubstep in movie trailers.
12. This house can't believe you just compared it to your ex.
13. This house can't believe you brought your boyfriend along. You're always with him.
14. This house can't believe you just described yourself as "spiritual, not religious." Please.
15. This house can't believe you just asked that woman when she was due.
16. This house can't believe you're not following it back on Twitter.
17. This house can't believe you're mowing the lawn this early.
18. This house can't believe you're wearing Uggs and a jean skirt in 2013.
19. This house can't believe you told it to smile while it was riding the subway.
20. This house can't believe you just spoiled the end of Game Of Thrones. You knew it just started watching.
21. This house can't believe how rude you're being to the waitress.
22. This house can't believe how much drama you start.
23. This house seriously, just, can't believe you right now.
Inspired by this classic BuzzFeed post.