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105-Year-Old Woman Says Bacon Is The Reason She’s Lived So Long

Well, if any food could make you immortal it’d probably be bacon.

1. Pearl Cantrell is a 105-year-old woman from Texas who claims eating bacon everyday has kept her going in her old age.

2. When Oscar-Meyer heard about Pearl’s love of the world’s most perfect meat they drove down to Texas to meet her.

3. IN THE WIENERMOBILE! AND THEY GAVE HER FREE BACON!

4. And then let her ride around in it. Basically, the whole thing was a dream come true.

5. So in summary: Bacon will make you live forever.

6. And if you eat bacon every day for a hundred years, people will start GIVING you FREE bacon.

7. God bless America.

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Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
 
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