20 Preposterous ’80s Sports Posters

These posters are the pinnacle of human artistic achievement.

1. Karl Malone- Special Delivery

What made Karl Malone think a basketball could fit inside a mailbox? Just leave it on the front porch brah!

ID: 743387

2. Brian Bosworth - The Land of the Boz

In the Land of Boz, Dorothy is now over 18 and getting fresh with the Boz.

ID: 743390

3. Lawrence Taylor – The Terminator

Performance-enhancing lasers.

ID: 743396

4. Jim Everett- General Blade

Jim Everett, a crossover athlete who blurred the lines between sports posters and pornos.

ID: 743401

5. Michael Jordan- Space

Jordan-1, Issac Newton-0

ID: 743405

6. Christian Okoye- Nigerian Nightmare

Okoye looks very worried/confused/upset about this poster. I don’t blame him.

ID: 743409

7. Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco- The Bash Brothers

Jose Canseco turned out to be a terrible brother….

ID: 743417

8. Randall Cunningham- The Eagle Has Landed

The combination of football, eagles, and moon landings make this the most American poster of all time.

ID: 743418

9. Mike Singletary- Bermuda Triangle

The sexual tension in the room was too much for this Green Bay Packer to handle.

ID: 743422

10. Eric Davis- 44 Magnum

Something tells me that the MLB would not have allowed this nowadays.

ID: 743423

The only thing that stands between the world and complete annihilation is Jim McMahon’s mullet.

ID: 743424

12. Wade Boggs- Out of this World

He just looks like a Wade, you know what I mean?

ID: 743429

13. Dominique Wilkins- The Highlight Zone

Another athlete in space? Sure, why not.

ID: 743437

14. Daryl Dawkins- Chocolate Thunder

The look of a man ready to have sex with his ex on a cold winter night.

ID: 743441

15. Mark Gastineau- Markan the Barbarian

Mark would sacrifice a virgin to the volcano gods without thinking twice.

ID: 743443

16. Patrick Ewing- Madison Square Gaurdian

The puns are getting a little out of control.

ID: 743445

17. Andre Dawson- The Hawk

Andre’s nickname is the hawk but he looks absolutely terrified to be holding one.

ID: 743454

18. Jim Kelly- Kelly’s Heroes

I wish our military uniforms looked like this.

ID: 743458

19. Curt Warner- The Blade Runner

Instead of throwback uniform nights, the NFL should have ‘Back to the Future’ nights where all uniforms look like this.

ID: 743462

20. James Worthy- L.A. Law

Why the hell is James Worthy a lawyer? What kind of law do you think he practices? Can he remove my jay-walking ticket?

ID: 743464

21. Now in Wallpaper form!

ID: 745973

All posters by John & Tock Costacos.

ID: 748647

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