2.
What really stupid thing did Al Capone once do at the end of a round of golf?
3.
ALL HAIL THE BACON QUEEN.
4.
So it turns out that Latin is still totally useful.
5.
Professor John Galliano?
6.
There are definite perks to being an ex-Pope, you know.
7.
Mollycoddle! Muckraker! Nature-faker!
8.
Where does your city rank on the iPhone Index?