1. This is what you look like by the end of the school year.
2. This is what the back seat of your car looks like all the time.
3. Your Netflix account only suggests kids’ shows.
4. The only DJ you know by name is DJ Lance.
5. You’d never admit it, but eating your kid’s leftover food is one of your favorite things to do.
6. You’ve exchanged sympathetic glances with another parent when their kids are freaking out in public…
7. ...and as far as you’re concerned, whoever came up with this shirt deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
8. But you still struggle not to laugh when your kid drops an F-bomb.
9. You’ve been known to belt out “Let It Go” in the car by yourself.
10. You have no idea why they have to put so many damn snaps on a baby onesie.
11. Your ability to define words is tested on a daily basis.
12. You know what it feels like to have your kids accidentally text gibberish to someone important.
13. You also know what it feels like to be physically injured by a small child.
14. You try to fit your entire adult life into those precious few hours between the time your kid goes down and you go to sleep.
15. Of course, you haven’t had any REM sleep in years. So "going to sleep" is a relative term.
16. You love hearing about new recipes, crafts, and parenting hacks, even if you don't always have time to try them out.
17. Being a parent is the hardest job you’ve ever had...
18. ...but there’s nothing else you’d rather be.
19. Because ever since you had kids, you've never laughed so much in your life.
