Brian Cranston’s Ominous Autograph Leads The Morning Links

CAN’T YOU STOP ACTING LIKE WALTER WHITE AND JUST BE NICE?

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The Oscar nominees will apparently be getting condoms in their $45,000 gift bags. - [TheAtlanticWire]

’90s TV shows that would make great theme parties. - [Flavorwire]

Soledad O’Brien is out at CNN. - [NYPost]

12 slightly more British versions of NFL team logos. GO PRANCY HORSIES! - [KissingSuzyKolber]

Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer says that she isn’t focused on being a role model. - [TheCut]

David and Victoria Beckham might be super-stylish but they’re also freaking adorable parents. - [Popsugar]

A Washington State man is claiming to have ordered the most expensive Starbucks drink ever. - [Newser]

Joe Galliano’s reaction to his brother John’s allegedly anti-semitic hat. - [TeamCoco]

This is the world’s first 3D-printing pen. - [Treehugger]

Headline Story: Get the story behind this half-charming, half-terrifying bit of memorabilia. - [Uproxx]