9 Non-Threatening Funguses

Nervous about the outbreak of rare fungal meningitis? Just remember that not all funguses are out to get you.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
9 Non-Threatening Funguses
Raymond Sultan

1. Shiitakes mean you no harm.

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2. To inflict pain is not the way of the chanterelles.

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3. The matsutakes are a gentle race.

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4. Morels are mere woodland sprites, innocent and free.

They just want to snuggle.

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5. Champignons consider the body a temple and would do nothing to damage it.

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6. Oysters wish only to please.

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7. “Be at ease, stranger. ‘Tis I, Portobello.”

8. Poison? Porcinis are filled only with universal love.

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9. And Toad? Come on, now.

Toad’s your boy.

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