1. Right Outside The White House
2. On A Hot Air Balloon
3. Under A Thatched Roof
4. At A Golf Tournament
5. At The Movies
6. Near Your Cat
7. Anywhere Near A Cloned T-Rex
8. At Your Local Public Library
9. The Sistine Chapel
10. Inside A Pumpkin
11. Within Accidental Burning Distance Of The Constitution
12. Next To The World's Largest House Of Cards
13. At A Funeral
14. In Your Hand
15. On Top Of An iPhone
16. Near A Wooden iPhone Holder Shaped Like A Hand
17. In States Where All Consumer Fireworks Are Illegal, Like Massachusetts...
18. New Jersey...
19. And Delaware
20. In A Redwood Forest
21. At A Performance Of John Cage's 4'33"
22. Inside A Fireworks Factory
23. North Korea
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYONE!