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21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

Confused by all the men’s costumes you’re seeing in stores and online? This handy key will clue you in to the joke.

1. “Ring Toss Costume”

It’s a penis.

2. “Snake Charmer Costume”

It’s a penis.

3. “Drillmaster Drill Costume”

It’s a penis.

4. “Longuini & Meatballs Costume”

It’s a penis. And meatballs.

5. “Fire Extinguisher Costume”

It’s a penis.

6. “One Eyed Monster Costume”

It’s a penis.

7. “Horny the Clown Costume”

It’s a terrifying clown penis.

8. “Hung Like A Horse Costume”

It’s a penis.

9. “Third Leg Costume”

It’s a penis.

10. “Funny Salami Costume”

It’s a penis. Although it actually might just be an oblivious salami.

11. “Petting Zoo Costume”

It’s a penis.

12. “Hard Wear Screwdriver Costume”

It’s a penis.

13. “Happy Morning Costume”

It’s an erect penis.

14. “Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume”

It’s a penis.

15. “Fun Dip Costume”

It’s a penis-hand.

16. “Genie In The Lamp Costume”

It’s a penis.

17. “Crotch Rocket Costume”

It’s a penis.

18. “Happy Halloweenie Penis Costume”

Unknown. Too subtle. We’ll get back to you on this one.

19. “Biggest Show On Earth Costume”

It’s a penis.

20. “Banana Flasher Costume”

It’s a penis.

21. “Having Sex Costume”

It’s probably as close as you’re gonna get if you’re wearing any of these other costumes.

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