21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

Confused by all the men’s costumes you’re seeing in stores and online?

1. “Ring Toss Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: buycostumes.com

2. “Snake Charmer Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: buycostumes.com

3. “Drillmaster Drill Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: costumeshopper.com

4. “Longuini & Meatballs Costume”

It’s a penis. And meatballs.

Source: buycostumes.com

5. “Fire Extinguisher Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: shop.iparty.com

6. “One Eyed Monster Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: mardigrasoutlet.com

7. “Horny the Clown Costume”

It’s a terrifying clown penis.

Source: costumekingdom.com

8. “Hung Like A Horse Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: heavenlyswords.com

9. “Third Leg Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: images.buycostumes.com

10. “Funny Salami Costume”

It’s a penis. Although it actually might just be an oblivious salami.

Source: mrcostumes.com

11. “Petting Zoo Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: wondercostumes.com

12. “Hard Wear Screwdriver Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: thepartyworks.com

13. “Happy Morning Costume”

It’s an erect penis.

Source: buycostumes.com

14. “Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: spirithalloween.com

15. “Fun Dip Costume”

It’s a penis-hand.

Source: halloweenexpress.com

16. “Genie In The Lamp Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: buycostumes.com

17. “Crotch Rocket Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: toynk.com

18. “Happy Halloweenie Penis Costume”

Unknown. Too subtle. We’ll get back to you on this one.

Source: fantasytoyland.com

19. “Biggest Show On Earth Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: amazon.com

20. “Banana Flasher Costume”

It’s a penis.

Source: halloweenexpress.com

21. “Having Sex Costume”

It’s probably as close as you’re gonna get if you’re wearing any of these other costumes.

Source: costumeshopper.com