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    How To Leave Your Lover According To Paul Simon And Told By Cats

    The song title – 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover – is slightly misleading as only five ways are actually mentioned.

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    You just slip out the back, Jack

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    Make a new plan, Stan

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    You don't need to be coy, Roy, Just listen to me

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    Hop on the bus, Gus, You don't need to discuss much

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    Just drop off the key, Lee, And get yourself free

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