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    "When you're in a metal band, your bandbrethren know when you aren't drinking from the malletcup of hell. I might upload me doing the rest of this song, but so the rest of the band don't find out, I'll probably have to wear a kitchen foil hat to stop them from picking up on the non-metal waves."

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