1. On an iPhone, go into the "Settings" app, tap "General," select "Keyboard," and scroll down to the "Add New Shortcut" button. Change "dirty clothes" to "acid."
okay so i made a shortcut on my moms phone so everytime she types "dirty clothes" it says acid
2. Change "okay" to "swag bitch."
3. Change "hi" to something embarrassing.
4. Change "hi" to something even more embarrassing.
5. Change "hey" to something that will make things really awkward.
6. Change your name to "king of all that is awesome and powerful, and also has a hell of a dick."
7. Change any words you can think of to "Nyoom."
8. Change "home" to "strip club."
9. Change "me" to "Harry Potter, Boy Wizard"
10. Change "dirty laundry" to Modernist Irish Literature.
11. Ruin someones relationship by changing “you” to “your sister more than you".
