Buzz·Posted on 24 Sept 201414 Very Real Feminist FactsThe truth needs to be told.by Rossalyn WarrenBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail This afternoon, the #FeministFacts hashtag enlightened Twitter users with very real facts about feminism. Here are the best ones. 1. Kari Sperring @KariSperring @PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts 03:42 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. who needs words @mareinna You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts 03:44 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ric Crossman @SquidFromSpace Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts 04:06 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Damien Walter @damiengwalter Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts 03:32 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Charlotte Moore @cavaticat Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts 04:17 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. internet heartthrob @baronetess Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts 04:03 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. lucyswope @lucyswope if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts 03:54 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Wolfie J. Sugarbear @JaradDewing Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts 03:38 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rick Walton @bowlingatvinny @RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock. #feministfacts 03:37 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Faruk Ateş @KuraFire Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts 03:35 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Carli Velocci @revierypone Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts 03:29 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. anne wizorek @marthadear #feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew! 04:24 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ailis @19goingon40 Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts 04:15 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. K. A. Laity @katelaity If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts 04:02 PM - 24 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF