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1. They still have Borders.
2. The water parks will break your neck.
3. Their Build-A-Bear is filthy.
4. All of their skate parks are owned by the Tetanus family.
5. The hostels are garbage.
6. You'll never get seen in one of their waiting rooms.
7. The piano bars duel themselves.
8. The trains are years behind.
9. They only have one rental car.
10. It's quiet as hell.
11. The Six Flags only has five.
12. The ropes courses are a joke.
13. Toy Story 4 has already finished filming.
14. They're getting a Dell. And they won't shut up about it.
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