15 Reasons Scott Disick Could Potentially Be The Greatest Husband Ever

Lord Disick in the house.

1.

He is a man who can make all my dreams and fantasies come true..because we share common life goals.

2.

And when we lay in bed, we can share snacks. A good dude always shares snacks.

3.

He is a man who really cares about Judaism and respects it's cultural traditions.

4.

And when you are having a bad day, he will feed you the sweetest compliments.

5.

He would be able to put up with my three increasingly more bizarre sisters.

6.

But when we got into a huge family feud over the Purim holiday, he would just say everything I have been dying to say to my Grandparents since I was thirteen.

7.

And that bitch who is always lurking your Facebook profile and saying mean things to you on the internet but never to your face?

8.

He would understand I live on a budget so my gifts may not be as extravagant as I would like to afford, but totally meaningful.

9.

He would get my need to be addressed as Princess at all time and wear a tiara on the town.

10.

Secretly, he will get your body image issues and relate.

11.

He will make any girl think, "Ryan Gosling..who?"

12.

No worries about him paying for your pizza or leaving a nice tip for the delivery driver.

13.

He would respect my father was a butcher and no matter how trendy, I will never go vegan.

14.

We are insanely OCD about the same things so we would always be the flyest couple as well as the cleanest.

15.

I would never have to wait for a table at any restaurant again because I will be dining with royalty.